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Good Stuff 2018




 BRONZE place 

Gibi (Gee-bee) 

(ASMR artist) 




So, I've finally come around to the idea that female ASMR artists are as good as the guys, have I? NO!!! Although Whispers Red is quite competent!!! Gibi is here because one day I decided, Hey, why not try a second video by that girl with the husky voice and the huge Hershey bar? So I clicked on a "Daisy" vid, one of her humorous characters, and was very pleasantly surprised by the number of jokes she achieved. It was so just unexpected to see some talent in a genre whose status quo is creators who aren't creative that I subscribed and pledged 50% of my income to her in recurring transfers right there on the spot. She may be more entertainer than ASMR artist, but sometimes that's what you need in trying times. 







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 SILVER place 


Marisa's wedding 

(dress-up event) 


My sister got married to her longtime husband John in October. They read customized vows, and it was very special. My eyes watered a little, which is different from crying. 







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 GOLD place  


Variable playback speed on PornHub 

(video player feature) 








Who knows how long this feature has been a feature - I just now found it when I clicked the little gear in the corner of the player where this option was hidden away - but just like on YouTube, now you can choose .5, 1.5, and 2x speed for your pornographic video feature. Please nobody tell Marisa that this beat out her wedding day for the best thing about 2018, or that, when I discovered it, I admit I was unable to stop the tears from coming. It's so great though--I basically never watch porn at regular speed anymore, I just set it on 2x and watch a couple of bronzed sex athletes zip through a bunch of cool positions at top speed. Awesome!



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This concludes Good stuff 2018. For other years click here.