My eyes were itchy.  

But putting in eye drops is hard.

Then a thought occurred within my brain.  

Why eye d-r-o-p-s? Surely there's a nother way. 

I rummaged around under the kitchen sink and came up with a nearly empty bottle of Windex. "Bingo," I declared.

I emptied the bottle and rinsed it out, then rinsed it out two nother times. 

I put my eye drops in there.

I squirted myself in the eyes.

Argh! Now they're itchy and burning! So annoying!

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