Phoenix P.D., please contact me ASAP about my
idea for how to catch the Phoenix Serial Street Shooter. You have to hurry, before he
strikes again. Please. I may be the only hope the city has left.
When you contact me, be sure to include a group selfie of everyone in the department holding a big sign that says, “Hi, we're the police.” so I
know that you’re not actually the Phoenix Serial Street Shooter.
If this is the Phoenix Serial Street
Shooter, first of all how dare you! Close this page right now, you manimal! You are not welcome on my blog. Don't even try to contact me pretending to be Phoenix P.D. in order to stay one step ahead of your doom. Don’t mess with me, motherfucker. I’m the third Hardy boy.