Chronomajig

7.19.2012

Writing Exercise #1: Self (5 points)


[This is the first of several writing assignments I did for a "personal and exploratory writing" class last fall. For each assignment, she (the teacher, or "professor") would choose maybe ten people at random to read their thing out loud. I was scared (though not terrified, as I thought I'd be). Here's prompt no. 1.]


If your mind were a house, what would it look like?

The first thing you’ll notice from the street: Blue, my house, with a blue little window and a blue Corvette standing outside on the curb. The blue represents a sadness or loneliness I feel when I ain’t got nobody to listen to. The next thing you’ll notice is the ample parking: A fourteen-hundred square foot driveway is surfaced with grey hexagonal pavers made from a 30/70 blend of recycled bike tires and concrete (representing my willingness to help the environment) which leads up to two four-car garages and three one-car garages. All the garages are currently empty, and their emptiness represents goals or dreams that I may never achieve. A welcoming mat with the words ‘Yo, Whassup?’ beckons you through the African Zebrawood double doors and into the foyer, from which you get a view of the grand staircase. Wall-to-wall carpeting covers the floors of the living and family rooms, and this represents my conservative or reserved nature. There’s a home theater, too, which represents my liking of movies. The kitchen has a breakfast nook that’s bigger than the kitchen itself, taking up nearly a third of the house’s square footage, and this represents my tendency to make a big deal out of something that shouldn’t be a big deal at all. A pool filled with sparkling cider waits past French doors (more African Zebrawood), which probably represents my love of non-alcoholic party beverages. The house is built of brick, because I think deliberately, step by step, and a brick structure is stable, even when it's confronted by conflicting forces. In the story "The Three Little Pigs,” the wolf, the antagonist of the story, blew nothing but air at the little pigs, but their well-built brick house defeated him in the end. I am a wise and rational pig. The End.

[When I finished reading, teacher told me I didn't have to explain the living shit out of every statement, that the reader could figure all that out himself. I told her, "Das coo, baby, but if I didn't it would only be like four sentences long," which she could dig. I'm also not sure how many in the class got the cunning "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" reference, but the ones who didn't were probably like, Oooo-wee, this muthafucka is deep!]
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