You said you wanted the truth. No matter how frightening, no matter how hard to bear. Well here it is. If you see a dog with the zoomies, don't go near it. Run in the opposite direction as quickly as you can. He will be fast (obviously).[1/2] 

Up to 30% faster than a normal dog. Run anyway. If he catches you, he will bite you. If he bites you, you will contract the zoomies. Then you will be as fast as a normal dog. But sadly not for long.[2/2]

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