I nicked my dong with my zipper today. (The undies...they do nothing!)
Below I've compiled a few lines from a book documenting shark attacks I used to read as a child that happen to describe today's events eerily well...
I knew what it was as soon as it grabbed me.
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You always think it's only something you see in the movies.
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"Help me! For God's sake, somebody help me!"
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You never think it's going to happen to you.
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"Let me die."
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